The crowd roared with laughter as AK took to the centre stage. She lifted her arm up into the superman pose and ran around in a giant circle, then she flopped on the floor spun around, jumped up and t...Read More
My face is squashed up between some ladies gynormous bosoms, I searched hard to find a tall dark handsome mans lap to sit on but instead I found boobs ! This is not my Idea of heaven and no I am not j...Read More
We are wandering through black streets filled with people laughing at us from the dark shadows. We are lost , not just lost lost but well and truly “where the hell are we lost”. We were shuffling ...Read More
The hairy reef pass awaits us. The Captain circles around the entrance a few times to make sure we are perfectly lined up in the middle of the pass. I stand on the deck watching for stray waves and ma...Read More
What a disaster. Slade is on the radio, radioing all boats in Nanumea to find an alternator belt. So far we have been extremely unlucky, all our spare belts are a size to big. The belts are per...Read More
MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY this is *Reef Slayer, Reef Slayer, Reef Slayer We have run aground on the reef pass. MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY. What followed next was chaos, local boats loaded up with people, took of...Read More
The waves are breaking across the reef pass in to Nanumea. We sail up and down trying to get a good look into the pass. Its narrow very narrow. We call exodus on the radio, Tim is kind enough to come ...Read More